London must be incredible for a young rich Athlete.

Totally natural fall

Standard United game. Scoring a 0.0000001 xg goal zzzzzzzzzzz

Yikes 3 Ls in a row, soon to be 4. Who’d have thought it as soon as their fixtures started to turn they’ll literally lost them all.

Proper Brennan Johnson experience this

Next goal wins this

Bit of composure from Villa here and they’ll shred this defence

Newcastle getting the 50 50s, surprise surprise. Trippier reffing the game as usual.

Literally every single push/nudge since Newcastle has been given as a free kick. Yet PGMOL made up some rules and twisted themselves up over Gabriel.

Resting his arms on the opposition player is he Gary? Softer than Joelinton’s push. What a joke.

Michael Oliver calling Son “Sonny”…

• Villa v Fulham, I don’t rate Villa as much as some tbh. They’ve had a relatively easy fixture list, probably still win this one though.
• Liverpool v Brentford, Salah my FPL captain so fingers crossed. Would swap a Salah haul for a Brentford win though.
• West Ham v Forest, away win would be funny so why not.
• Chelsea v City, usually a boring dud fixture. City will win by a goal.

It’s not sustainable being electric all season, you’ll eventually flame out like we did last season. Except Liverpool that one year.

Genuinely could’ve been a few points better off:

• Jorginho shitting himself vs Spurs or Jesus buries the chance earlier on.
• Mudryk terrible header results in a pen. Mudryk terrible cross results in a goal.
• Ten man Fulham score a corner.

They’re title challengers. Sooner we accept this the better.

What minute is Son gonna score a goal from .01 xg?

Aggression merchant.

What are Brighton up to?

Stepanovs was a bit before my time… was he really that bad?