Don’t we see this post every few years, with “(X phone brand) makes repairable modular phone”, it turns out expensive, very limited, and very unpopular, or they only make five of them basically, and then it disappears into air and we do it all again a few tears later? Same thing with laptops, really.

I’d love to see a brand actually manage it, but I’m out of hope for it ever actually going anywhere.

Sounds like you should already know what to do… Go to the auto parts store and ask them for a longer dipstick. I’m gonna bet they can immediately identify the biggest dipstick in the store at that very moment.