I think he’s kinda smarmy but he is quite good at trolling Trump.

Or a referee.

Show me how many NEW cars you can buy in the US for less then 25k.

Not as big of a deal when your salary.

Except pooping at work means less people and animals to come talk to me when I’m doing it.

Was anybody else looking for Saddam Hussein for like 10 minutes?

I think it’s also a matter of when it was done. I had the old kind with needles and scalpels and it was pretty rough. The newer procedures have a few benefits:

• No-scalpel vasectomy: a small puncture hole is made instead of a cut. The vas deferens is located, pulled through the hole, cut, and sealed. This method usually does not require stitches because the puncture is so small.
• no-needle” vasectomy: uses a special device called a Madajet, which delivers a puff of local anesthetic through the skin using compressed air, numbing the area before the procedure begins

I would think either or both of these options would eliminate most if not all of the major discomfort/pain issues.

By weak he means less rich

Fucking batteries?!?! This makes so much more sense.

These are completely the justified actions of a state operating with the highest of intentions /s

Yeah I loved my c-128

I was totally trying to figure out what Microsoft had to do with this and had a complete brain fart forgetting MS bought Minecraft.

“Dave my mind is going …I can feel it… I can feel it…”