It’s they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

5,tops.

He’s not hard. The girl bit the shirt out of his little Johnny, remember?

Lots of people could fit there

This is such a disgrace to be replaying this historical chapter again. It should be that if you even suggested to ever do this in a real political way that you should be taken to a public spot and made to wash everyone’s car for a week. Its such a terrible future that we’re allowing to happen. There should be a way to never become this politically or socially built into our laws and regulations.

For men and women:

This was in my history book:

Pfizer your favorite any radiation pill provider! A bonus anti Cancer pill in every box. Yeah they got an anticancer pill since the 60’s but it’s not good if you just get cured and you leave. But with fall out, you’ll keep coming back for more!

Costco foldable Bunkers! With ceiling plasma TV rooftop and solar panel rechargeable batteries!

Need to dig a hole and cover it with some shit afterwards? It doesn’t matter if you gotta bury someone you cared for or you’re simply looking for an extra shelter! Home depot can help! Home depot, you got the questions, we got the questions! Home depot!

Seriously, don’t forget to pick up your little home depot lawn flags. My relative used to work for them and when they passed away, during the burial, a big caterpillar filled the hole. Very unceremoniously. Then they rolled up a roll of fresh lawn over the hole. Finally the guy went around stepping on the seams, watering and finishing it off with home depot lawn flags. They just had to do that shit. I’ve worked hard to not remember their names or anything so I don’t end up drafted to war and learning a very special set of skills. I’ll never forget the flags.

Oh boy! My neighbor’s with their big ass truck are going to get a heart attack:

He’s back in the fridge! WTF! Fred!

Hey, please tell us when you login to any computer or phone by letting the device scan your facial telemetry please.

They chew you, then spit you out. We’re basically gum.

Maybe they lose a lot of money due to some random war event?

AMA…Ask Maria Anything, right?

Every time I login, I’m going to send a selfie to my Congress man or woman with a meme text on the top and bottom. Maybe it could just be “fuck asshole” at the top. And “I’m an adult” at the bottom.

The population of the united States has suddenly jumped in age to 54. They don’t give Fuchs.

It was quick in and out but I had to take it hundreds of times before I passed…out. I take it a few times here and there for practice.

Will they brake my hand against a door if I try to complaint?

I do mail in for the same reason. I get to study the issues before and during my vote. I take my time deciding.

The people who chose #2 clearly did not take their time.

I had to take it orally.

Last time there was a simple choice:

1)First woman president who is also representing various minority groups.

2)A pedophile criminal convicted and indicted in many occasions. Paid off Stormy Daniels to suck his little peepee. Possibly murdered a baby and several women who he abused as kids. Worse show on NBC where everyone hoped he would get fired. Disrespectful to everyone, specially women.