Fuck that, I don’t care how many trophies we haven’t won. We stood by him when he was a little fat ass, nurtured him and if he wants to go, fine, personal decision but we may be trophiless but we’re still proud and he can fuck off and swallow his own schnitzel.

We need another LB because I think Udogie is the Bissouma replacement in a pinch.

If he’s onside, I’m done with VAR, I didn’t even celebrate that goal because it was too close.

And I’m the sort of guy who wakes up babies in other counties when a goal is scored.

What a save.