Christmas came early to our friends in red. Merry Christmas Gooners.

The only crime Everton committed was not having hype videos of their 40 man legal team in their subreddit that their oil daddies hired.

They can borrow our trophy cabinet if the league ever does anything about all those plastic trophies they won. It’s spotless just like theirs was before Daddy Russia.

Hard copium

Everyone on Reddit: gasp the passing is unreal, absolutely ridiculous.

Spurs fans: Awful first half, we need to close games properly. Also, you have anymore of that Ange crack?