Taking this moment to plug HEALTH for all the trans alt girlies. Thank me later 💜

Like, I’m as gay as gay gets, but goddamn is Mark my straight pass

Probably finally got that island invite he’s always wanted

Won’t you come

I really miss back in the day when “cooking shows” taught you how to cook some thing, instead of “what is the most elaborate competition we can think of”

God I want this ship to be real so bad

“men shouldn’t wear women’s clothing” and then a right wing politician’s photos get leaked

This is so fucking stupid why is this so funny

By his own admission rfk doesn’t eat anything plant based

Literally I’d be so down for these, if only every single ghost type pokemon merch wasn’t just gengar (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

Oh honey you have no idea

For profit slave labor prisons are very lucrative I hear

What has he done to reconcile all the lives he’s ruined

As a Jew and a trans woman I think we can all acknowledge that they are both bad while being very different and very similar

I know they’re planning on playable Zero, but man, if they did a Maverick Hunter X and included a Vile mode I’d be So Fucking Hyped

Binding spell to keep the swastikars away

Meanwhile me, trans and Jewish

It is pretty easy to pick up a second hand phone on eBay