Yeah, he thinks he’s using a fire extinguisher, but I’m pretty sure it’s full of gasoline.

Seriously, people who don’t know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I dunno man. I reeeeaaaallly wanted to smash something when Saint Anger came out.

Here in Seattle we had a polite riot after the superbowl. We were partying in the street until the light turned green, then shuffled back to the sidewalk. As soon as the light turned red again, we would flood back into the street.

Vanilla ISIS

A buddy of mine is a wine steward. He quit smoking and said “Holy shit I can taste wine again. I’ve just been making it up for years!”

I think it might be this. A lot of traditional media outlets are mad about twitter becoming such a necessity for them. The old guard is mad that they have to cater to this bullshit online platform. The new guard is mad at the fact that the best outlet for breaking online news is suddenly owned and operated by a fascist.

All of them want to say that x is bullshit, but they don’t want to actually lose the clicks/ market share that comes with it. So they keep passive-aggressively calling it twitter.

Drunkenly thinking about it, this is kinda like calling a trans person by their dead name. Except it’s insulting a shitty company led by a shithead, so I’m cool with it.

The deplorables comment was one of the nails in Hillary’s coffin. We can say these things, Harris can’t

For the love of god don’t look it up. If you’ve made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It’s worse than you can possibly imagine.

I’m just impressed that Elon finally made something worse than the Harambe rap.

Enjoying this. I don’t think they’ll ever reach the highs of One Man Army again, but it’s still fun.

They just announced a North American tour, but they aren’t coming within a day’s drive of me.

The PI didn’t have rich east-siders as its key demographic. It was more in tune with the actual city’s zeitgeist.

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

A fuel injector is measurably better in basically every way.

I might still rather have a carburetor…

German efficiency at its best.

Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.

Shame that HR turned out to be an asshole. Early Bad Brains is unequalled.

It’s surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that’s how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran’s system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.

Man. We fucked up so many things during that game, and still inexplicably got let back into it at the end. Then we fucked that up.

Dylan Raiola in shambles. Alex Orji now Heisman.