https://youtu.be/NIcHlM6W8fc

Especially when people understand that these shitty restaurant chains mainly warm up frozen and/or pre-prepaired foods.

I’d rather spend my money at a local restaurant who make everything fresh.

Or “25?”

Sometimes the accessory she removed was the swastika.

I work hard for this, I want you to know that.

Nah, they watched Airplane! on DVD the night before.

The Republican playbook

the memory of a goldfish when it comes to Dougie.

Yup, but, oh no! Don’t forget the Rae Days!! eye roll

I wonder if the Mandalorian theme was inspired by this

When the walls fell!

Ftfy

When you hear hoofbeats, think lupus, not zebras.

No, he’s an 8wk old Goldendoodle. With his ears I can see why you think cocker-doodle.

Eddy Bauer makes a good sweater. I pick up additional ones every year when we drive by the outlet malls.

They cracked a smile.

It cures life.

Cuz he said See Ya L8ter Boi

“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”

They had to ruin it by putting that dude’s face on it.