The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

John Fetterman had medically confirmed brain damage.

This will end the same as every other middle east conflict. We destroy the government and make 12 new terrorist organizations. But they keep trying to cut the heads off a hydra.

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s

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Not a drag queen

Friendly reminder that baggage fees were supposed to be a temporary measure to help airlines recover after 9/11 crashed their stocks.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

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Chevy Silverado

Wish I had a Tundra

Especially since Trump said their Navy was destroyed just a few days ago.

If their Navy was destroyed, what are they laying mines with?

Or is their Navy not as destroyed as he claimed?