Almost 1 am for me.

You mean to say that he always seems pretty…frank?

Unfortunately, a player can’t be sent off more than once in the same game.

Should be 31. I’m looking at you, Bruno Guimarães.

Bellingham doesn’t play in the Premier League.

Have we officially watered down all football “analysis” to just goal and assist tallies? Depressing.

But I’ll be honest, there isn’t a single Hale Ender in our Academy/on loan that can chat to the world’s best talents apart from Nwaneri.

Myles Lewis-Skelly: “What he say fuck me for?”

179 cm isn’t “long” though.

The latter. Case closed.

“Sex & eroticism” is a definite yes since this is Handsome FC we’re talking about after all.

Lmao so Nathan Ake missed a high-probability sitter and helped us score off a shot from outside the 18 yard box.

That right there is the power of home advantage. Also Lens is cohesive and functional, PSG isn’t.