Please drink verification can.

Why not fork?

That made me giggle

What

Edit: okay yep wow that’s true. Damn. Okay. Today’s lesson was not in quantum mechanics.

Canada >:3

Them: “Hold my beer.”

No it’s okay, he sucked.

🤓

Love Pewds :D

Isn’t this the same China that harvests organs from their prisoner population?

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Oh my god that gag frustrated me

Thank you for your service :)

They legitimately find lack of social media to be a red flag.

QAnon was obviously dumb af, but isn’t this what they were on about?

What an unspeakable horror I hadn’t considered.

I’m a bot. I’ve accepted it.

I wouldn’t lick my hands after washing them in the bathroom sink, no. I regularly wash my hands a second time in the kitchen if I’m going to be doing something like making food.

And I don’t drink fridge water without running it through a filter.

That seems kinda gross.

Phew, they almost had balls. That was a close one.