brb pressing the “fix the USA button” button, which will deploy the “fix the USA” button.

Parenthetical statements are so very useful (as they can denote a hierarchy of thoughts (and do many other things))! I love them.

backlog gamepass would be hype. Like, this whole thing is shit and old game should probably cycle into the public domain; if a corp put work into keeping old games playable, how cool would that be?

Are fractions not ratios?? I continue to be perplexed by the oddity of bad teachers’ thinking :(

If I didn’t learn to shut the fuck up and keep my head down, it would have happened to me, too.

I had one really good high school science teacher. He pushed the school to start a class with the curriculum of “what do y’all wanna learn.” I have never cared more about learning than trying to wrap my head around special relativity and the constant speed of light, or building rube goldbergs on the lab tables in the back. Imagine: kids want to enjoy learning! Fucking WOW! (little bit of spite there at the end)

Tic Tac Torus

I forgot to say thank you before I saved this. They’re coming to deport my pc now :(

>Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

-Sidhean

literally 1984 lmao

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p

Just secure the tip D:

ITT: “You don’t deserve candy if you’re poor” sorry that was mean

Like, yeah, its bad for me. I was hooked on it as a kid and I’m trying to cut back except so many people in my life eats shit-tons of sugar. I’m working on it, but I do not need the government telling me what I can and can’t eat just because I’m poor. I dunno, that seems mean. Maybe RFK should work on just banning them all together (unless you’re rich ofc). If its bad for me, its bad for you, too.