I hear Europeans might even start showering more than once a month now. The planet won’t be able to withstand this

This is the only time I hope an event uses ticketmaster cause it’d be funny

Hannibal directive.

The King Kong Act of 1933

Despite him begging Epstein to let him spend the holidays at his nonce resort.

Hope you like 20fps with drops.

For that price you can get a way better prebuilt.

Forrest Gump when he joined the US Army?

I like that the US background is a prison. Couldn’t have picked better

Stigma nuts

Yeah he shouldn’t have published this unpublished manuscript without an editor taking a look at it first.

You’re not gonna believe this

Should probably have done it before they got Sankara killed.

Landlord?

I don’t think it counts as an affair when you’re raping a child, Mr. Gates

> Got a book ghostwritten

> Working to destroy Cuba

> Invaded a South American country and kidnapped its president

> Attempted a coup in Iran while supplying arms to Middle East dictatorships

Are you sure he’s not JFK?

lmao 🍋‍🟩