You know that’s fake cause they wouldn’t add physically interactible objects to modern games

Just like me fr

Marcus did you stop to consider immediately dishing out terrible takes about things I know very little about brings me great joy.

Alright kid, I’m coming out of retirement for one last job

Did Europe colonize that chocolate bar

I want my car the same way I want to go to work tomorrow.

Look, I’m just saying the alley guy who keeps shooting rich people probably did more good than Batman

Epic judge rules 😎

Does anyone have a mnemonic for properly spelling Lebensraum? That’ll be getting a lot of usage

Mind you, the mantle of Lord interests me none. The Genderassigning curse, the legacy of Cisnormativity – let it all fade into nothing.

You wouldn’t download a werewolf bite

Uncle Ho might be the only person in history to have pulled out that long ass soulpatch

To be fair, their views on Israel being allowed to commit genocide have always been consistent.

They’re already whitewashing Bush and Cheney. Don’t hold your breath.

The tracheostomussy

Dr House might be an abusive asshole, but he’s not that much of a piece of shit

Dastardly

They mean it as a compliment

Also Tim: the expansion of Israel is a fundamental necessity