

You’re absolutely right, he’s literally just their trigger happy hype man. He’s there to act as a motivational figurehead who’s willing to accept and promote whatever results in the most military action being taken at Trump’s request. Also “trigger happy hype man” - that would actually be a cool name for a song or album come to think of it…





Just rewatched all the Austin Powers movies (decided to show my partner for the first time), and holy shit it is so much more relevant in 2026.