♡

He built his name on those two things. Literally. That’s been his brand since the 1980’s: shady businesses, inflated real estate deals, and beauty contests. His base voted him in because they liked what they saw and wanted more of it nationwide.

4 hours of sleep

This dude right here is the most weasel you can get, imo. If you’re going by size, though, it’s a six foot long Giant otter.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I like yr jurse, my friend.

Stick a sewing needle in it. Find one that fits inside with the spool of floss. I’ve carried one in my bag for decades at this point.

Science!

It looks Iike an ultra-light lab door?

Or stash state secrets in her casket… Dig up her bones.

There are 18,000+ HP/SS fics on AO3. Fully one third are explicit. Go wild. Sort by kudos.

RIP restrictedsection.net

Logorrhea

“…I decided that I would flee to Osaka, staying with Ishida’s penis all the while. In the end, I would jump from a cliff on Mount Ikoma while holding on to his penis.”

Huh.

Tf is Ed Gein trending?

Body hair is deeply stigmatized. Bodies and bodily functions are stigmatized.

It’s the same reason why sanitary pad commercials use clear blue liquid for absorptive demonstrations and not body temperature strawberry preserves. Or heaven forfend actual uterine lining…

Smiling happy women reclining in a bath, shaving off foam to reveal glossy perfect legs, is shorthand for the reality of what actually happens.

It’s based on a comic series, so the bones are good and the critics are all weenies. I ♡ crappy derivative action schlock.

Priest. I recommended it in a terrible movies thread. It’s Paul Bettany and Karl Urban in a cowboy/ronin/faith-based militia versus vampires film. Critics gave it 16% fresh.

… seriously. Look at this.

Hot.

Launch him into space and save us all from the inevitable.