No, no she’s on to something. If they don’t touch down on land why is it called a landing and not a sea-ing.

Checkmate atheists

No no haven’t you heard? Melania did a speech

Wait we can say shit in the shitpost community? If only I had known earlier!

Edit: also, my colleagues (millennials and gen X-ers) have discovered the gen Z emojis and are spamming them ironically in the group chat now

I just learned about double-tap strikes and now we have triple ones?? Man, what a time to be alive…

Those are all arguments against AI lol, or actually mainly LLM’s which are simply a complicated word prediction algorithms that make stuff up if they can’t find the appropriate word in their database. You don’t really know much about the thing you’re advocating for.

I know about the ice cream, I’ve had it before. I never really saw it as raw, just as another ingredient or flavor, but I guess it makes sense.

Explain the cookie dough to me please. That one doesn’t make sense to me

Spreading packs out in the open air helps avoid the need for active refrigeration, and stripping away moving parts like fans and filters minimizes potential reliability failures.

Hasn’t Ms. Sun ever heard about that other thing that is out in the open? The sun?

Of course it is the only thing that will change their minds… These people can’t think further than their own wallet at this exact moment in time and maybe a few months in advance.

Sadly a lot of them will endure this shit because they can’t admit to themselves that they were wrong about Trump. They will keep thinking of ways to ease their feelings of cognitive dissonance, like “Iran was a huge danger and something needed to be done!” or “it’s good for the US since we export oil and LNG”.

That’s not a bug, but a feature. It means more money flows from poor Americans – often POC or immigrants, who Trump despises – to his already filthy rich friends in the oil biz.

Not being Orban with different ideas on key points is certainly a big part of it. He does have political experience, says he wants to tackle corruption, is more pro-EU and perhaps Ukraine as well

Wait, so let me get this strait (p.i.): first he wanted help keeping the strait open and now he wants help closing it? Does he even know what he wants?

I surely hope she has TMJ, since that’s the name of the joint.

He’s not perfect, but perfect is the enemy of good. Sometimes a small w is all you’re going to get.

Man imagine waiting in line for your suicide…

An older one

And why would it say the punch line is too long? Is it a fruit punch flavor joke or smt?

Also: this punch line is quite short, which disproves its own statement (yes, I’m fun at parties).

So let me get this strait: the “open the fucking strait you crazy bastards!” Tweet was directed towards his future self?

Yeah, that tracks

The Nethercar

Maybe fix your problems here on earth first but who am I