from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
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19·9 months ago🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Yes, he smoked pipeweed while bicycling through the shire. Sadly he was cut out of canon when Disney bought out the franchise
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
6·10 months agoP(ort)alworld
6·10 months agoYou know he ain’t gonna fly
22·10 months agoIs that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
33·10 months agoprobably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
8·11 months agoIs that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
5·11 months agoWelp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.