What a shocking twist, I thought Everton would just hand over the £200M they don’t have without a fight.

I wouldn’t be surprised if rival fans start using that

Can we stop doing the Havertz chant until he actually hits a run of form? Fantastic chant if he was actually banging goals, but fucking stupid when he’s scored a single goal in 3 months, and it was a penalty.

Katie McCabe with a hattrick and 2 assists for Ireland, proper player

Honestly why wouldn’t you dive if refs don’t add any time on. Refs deserve no fucking sympathy.

Mudryk scoring against us. If a Japanese soldier in WW2 experienced even half as much shame as this, it would be instant ritual suicide.

Someone’s put 50p in their out of touch grandad

Somewhere in a London maternity ward

This game is going to be a fucking shit show.