sex with your mom.

it wasn’t a compliment.

those look like AI titties.

I heard they traded Dukes rights for a whole carton of cigarettes.

ok if there are actual Jewish space lasers I’m fucking done with this reality.

Willingness to sleep with me is a huge red flag. Like this person has to have issues.

Hard to believe…

Ninja scroll. whenever the wife is out of town.

Occasionally get drunk and break things. When sober throw Away broken things.

Bullshit they all are on antidepressants.

vodka a crystal light.

did he hear they have booze there or something?

you are kind of a dick.

The big rubber money shot of the law.

maybe ask them what is good from the buffet table.

nice pubes bro!

I’m just trying to give you something to bitch about on the internet.

you’re allowed to have bad taste .

Those are terrible. go to bed.

I slept with your mom. I know she bangs everyone, but it meant something to me.