So in Sonic Underground, the main characters are urchin urchins?

XY is a mutation, genius

Exactly. And I’m definitely not a troll making fun of MLs

Yes, and I believe that I’ve helped saved Ukraine by letting Trump win. We taught the democrats a lesson, and tomorrow morning they’re going to impeach Trump and restore aid to Ukraine, because they realised they were all stupid when I didn’t vote for them.

I don’t support genocide. I’m a proud Marxist-Leninist who will never vote Democrat, because I care about Gaza. And I’m not going to throw Gaza under the bus. Not for Ukraine, not for trans people, not even for the West Bank. I’ll never cross the line no matter how high the consequences are.

Yeah, us voters are children, and we need politicians to baby us

You’re being mean to me! I hate you mean liberals! You’re always picking on leftists who just want to let fascists become president

That’s ridiculous. Kamala appealed right and she got fewer votes. We abstained and let Trump win to show her that.

In 2028, Obama is gonna have to appeal to the left in order to win against Trump.

How dare you!? America is a DEMOCRACY, and that means we can’t be blamed for how we vote. If I vote for Trump, I’m not at fault for what happens. In fact, it’s Harris’s fault. She should have pandered to me more. I can blame her, and only one person can be at fault for something, so I’m guilt free.

You liberals are always trying to guilt trip us leftists for letting fascists take over the government!

I’m not a genocidal maniac either, and that’s why I abstained. To teach the DNC that they need to respect us leftists, and if they don’t appeal to us, we’ll let Trump in. And look what’s happened now. Walz has apologised, they took genocide off the platform, and Kamala is going to impeach Trump any day now. We saved democracy!

Not when he got a real frog

The doorman actually loved frogs

I’m a proud Marxist-Leninist! I personally believe that using tanks to suppress the Hungarian Revolution was justified, because anyone who disagrees with Stalin on how to achieve communism is a Nazi. And if you want to see the benefits of the marxist-leninist ideology, all you have to do is look at Joe Biden’s recent outspoken support for a worker owned state.

Man goes to the doctor.

He says “Doctor, I am miserable. I have been banned from one of my favourite Lemmy instances for no good reason.”

Doctor says “Treatment is simple. db0 runs a community for disputing wrongful bans. Go argue with strangers. That should pick you up.”

“But, Doctor…” says the man, “I was banned by db0.”

Absolutely correct, comrade. And what happened? We leftists told everyone Kamala is evil, and the people listened to us and didn’t vote Democrat. We got Trump into the white house. And then the Democrats realised that they need to appeal to the left to win next time. So they’ve cleaned up their act and taken genocide off the agenda. And now they’re actually stopping Trump’s fascism. He’ll be impeached any day now!

Not if they didn’t remove any comments

Man goes to the doctor.

He says “Doctor, I am miserable. I have been banned from one of my favourite Lemmy instances for no good reason.”

Doctor says “Treatment is simple. db0 runs a community for disputing wrongful bans. Go argue with strangers. That should pick you up.”

“But, Doctor…” says the man, “I was banned by db0.”

As a proud Marxist-Leninist, I support communist states like Russia.

No, the Berlin Wall didn’t fall, that’s a CIA psyop.

That’s too hard for the average Lemmy user. They need a mod to tell them what to think instead of reading comments.

Luigi would be a hero if he were the guy who did it