Second coming of Our Lord? Do we dare dream?

Correlation causation etc.

48 hour longer title challenge than Arsenal - you’ll never sing that.

I’m not sure what available world class striker you’re referring to. It’s easy enough to call out “just sign a striker”, but it’s not very interesting without at least putting up some names. The market for strikers might be the toughest position to shop around for right now. Best bet would probably be Toney if we feel like getting fleeced by Brentford, but it would be a very atypical signing for Arteta and Edu. Plus I’m not sure the funds are there after the summer window. I think it’s Jesus and Nketiah for the rest of the season and I’m fine with that.

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Kudos to Hojlund for staying on his feet and not going down when Stones was at his heels.

Just need a striker and we’re good to go.