Girl, show me what that mouth flap do

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I didn’t submit my thesis, and I know why

But if I can charge the taxpayers the same amount but then do a half ass job for half the price and keep the difference, what’s the problem?

/s

Feetwankers?

A wizard’s staff has a knob on the end

When I was interning in a cellular biology lab, I took their chemical inventory and converted it from excel to access. Complete with forms and reports. Spent some time training the permanent staff how to use it, explained how it was much more efficient than excel.

I don’t think they bought into it, but I tried.

Yes, but it’s topped with a horse head feeder

Very interesting, definitely worth reading the full article.

Depends on how you define success. Success in capitalism requires viewing people, nature, everything as a resource to be extracted and turned into profit, which is difficult to do if you have empathy.

If you define success as creating a loving and nurturing environment for children, respecting nature, and leaving the world better for the next generation, then sociopaths fail miserably.

Is it cocaine? I bet it’s cocaine.

When I was taking college algebra, doing homework and stuck on a problem, i would take a five minute nap. When I woke up I would realize how to do the problem. Brains are wierd.

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Yeah, I enjoyed it.

“Different person makes a different movie that’s different than mine” is a hot take. It’s a modern retelling, it doesn’t have to be a copy.

Yay!

Democrats will say they’re going to try to block it but cave in the end

We used to get cicada killers. They don’t bother humans, but it still looks like an aggressive 2-inch long missile set on your destruction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphecius_speciosus

He’s living in a bat house instead of Wayne Manor

Until you get a cease and desist for infringement. Copyright, trademark, I’m sure it’s protected by something.

They’ll keep adding magic water to the equation because Trump says climate change is a hoax, so the water must still be there hiding. And they’ll agree to take whatever water is supposed to go to the tribes and Mexico and use it to build another country club golf course in the desert.

Make up an imaginary ex wife who loves you and an imaginary senator who would care if you died in a fire