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Not sure where you’re based, but if you’re in the US and willing to travel to Portland, OR, Crary Shoes is one of the last remaining custom orthotic cobbler. It was about $1,500 for a pair of custom shoes, but they should last for a lifetime with proper care and occasional resoleing.

They like me, they really like me!

We already have pet velociraptors, they’re called chihuahuas.

The real question is, do you get one $300 hooker bot or 300 $1 hooker bots?

series of random consonants

I want Italian pizza, not Polish

Didn’t they already investigate and find that China was running a secret police force out of their embassy to enforce Chinese doctrine on the diaspora? Now they want more?

Lynx: am I a joke to you?

Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.

I’m more into bisaccharides myself

Does It Blend?

Even an unpowred glider is a type of aircraft

Give me hummus that’s as dark as my soul!

You should try being the queer, I’ve heard it’s even better

I thought they were the eggs?

And I am the walrus

I haven’t eaten a corpse in 5 years, but I might try lab grown meat someday.

White Lotus?

I always react to Poison Ivy, wink wink nudge nudge

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