For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!
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Cake day: June 3rd, 2023
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1·2 days agoThey don’t use protection, they push straight to production
Perfect score?
Make yourself a calendar reminder now while your thinking about it
eVoLuTiOn is just a ThEoRy!
And here I thought it was just your mom
Congratulations, here’s your PhD
It’s from a German university, could be their default translation. In Europe, I think the default adjective for a retired person is pensioner, regardless of whether or not they actually have a pension.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1GgG34-wM
They ate sharks and were ten feet long
Homemade soylent recipes
What big pedipalps you have, great aunt!
Release Wandas!
Mein hut, er hat drei ecken, drei ecken hat mein hut
A great big squash just sat upon my hat!
Maybe the hairless ape will throw a stick!
2·12 days agoI stand corrected, apparently the sign originated before the rollover accident.
The change in how empty car seats are handled was heavily covered during my EMT and paramedic training, although the story could be apocryphal. I remember hearing about it, but couldn’t find a solid reference on wayback machine.
They’re secretly dog people
Aren’t mimes doing the same?