English commentator:

“Here is Gimli Coman”

Gala - United is such a fun match. This group was perfect.

Fan zone activities aren’t really a thing here, I’m afraid. Most people go there, possibly grab a bite and - much more likely - a beer and either chat outside or go straight to the stands. Unless you’re a hardcore fan there isn’t a whole lot of reasons to go there for longer than an hour before kickoff.

I like Choupo, but can we just let him go for free so Tel and Müller get a chance to play some fucking football?

This is bizzare. Has Tuchel lost his mind?

I hate the football we play

Tuchel really watches Choupo for 83 minutes and thinks “yup, that’s the best we can do up front”

Tel must feel like an absolute idiot

It’s so unbelievably boring

At least Gündogan isn’t sugarcoating how awful this team and the situation is.

Kimmich looks absolutely devastated. Almost his entire time at the NT has been one long nightmare.

NO NATIONAL TEAM FOR MONTHS! REJOICE!

Kimmich is so good when he is allowed to roam around offensively instead of being pinned down as the pivot

The austrian commentators are really happy, but they feel so sorry for Germany that they can’t even gloat properly

Trapp is our best player

Hey, good corner!

Gnabry with another good cardio session

Müller as striker is something neither he nor the fans deserve

There’ll be less public viewing in germany during the EC than during the lockdown at this point.

Sané has looked pissed and frustrated since the Turkey match. This was brewing for a while.

At least he can’t get injured now. I’ll take it.