The season before they left, song and van persie had a telekinetic bridge between them. Was a real shame they both wanted out.

And one of the best back ups in Tomiyasu. Man’s a machine, and can play anywhere in the backline.

Imagine falling into a coma when ozil joined, and waking up now, to the news that he didn’t help us win the league, but we just finished 2nd after leading the table for 90% of the year, with a team of youngsters.