First thing that’s gonna happen is the battery tech they would probably send out is gonna call dispatch and tell them why they’re leaving your dumb ass on the side of the road, and provided you do actually have a flat tire then you’re gonna wait for a tow truck to pick your ass up, and dispatch WILL intentionally send drivers to other calls first to make you wait as long as possible because nobody wants to deal with the idiot who thinks they mount and balance tires on the side of the freeway. And all the drivers are going to be making jokes about it for months to come.

Source: I’m a AAA battery service tech and this happens about once a month