Why are there 3 commentators for the United match?

Fletcher is the only sane one.

United’s third kit with the white and maroon shorts should’ve been Arsenal’s away kit instead of the radioactive zebra.

I guess PSG’s envelopes were heavier than Newcastle’s.

Refs be like you’re only as good as your next envelope.

Tbh P$G are a disgrace for not winning at home against their fellow Arab team.

City are so boring that they give opposition teams a head start just change it up and make it a challenge for themselves.

Jockstrap Gvardiol is pretty overrated and not even comparable to our boy Wilo.

Great opportunity to statpad our GD next two league games.

Topspurs last 3 fixtures: 3 Ls

Next 3 fixtures: City, West Ham, Newcastle

Arsenal won 3-0 away last season when Brentford were on a unbeatable or similar streak at home.

Paella with an occasional curly hair in it

It’s massively overrated and they’re all just noise merchants. They were silent as a mouse against us until their bought and paid for goal.

Brentford 1-3 Arsenal

Big fan of Ramsdale but ideally if he leaves, be it in the summer and to Bayern. He can be their long-term keeper, is good at both shot stopping and playing from the back, looks Germanic, and has that nutter in him like Kahn. I’d accept £55-60m.

Also the being euros England keeper is a myth because even when Rammers was no.1 and playing in week in week out for Arsenal, he never got the nod as England’s keeper bar the odd game. So long as Southgate is in the job, he’s not dropping his son Pickford.

He’s living off the debut at 16 wonder kid power up bonus.

Bro really put Zinny tier 1 but Saliba and our slipper Ode tier 2?

I’d take that over a English team and I think he would actually thrive there quite well. He would be no.1 and regular CL football and eventually chance to oust Pickford for England — especially if Southgate gets sacked.

Banter XI?

Tottenham’s XI.

Gibraltar always just there for the vibes.

That was a slippery joke, I’ll tell give you that.

At this point the rest of the league bar Shitry, Sandcastle, and Chelski should just go form their own separate league. Yanited, Arsenal and Liverpool being absent alone are enough to reduce the PL brand.

The FA and PGMOL — a fucking pygmy thing of the FA think they wield more power than the combined 17 or so other PL teams.