He could postpone the election if America is at war.

“We have always been at war with Eastasia”

We don’t want him back now. You’ve ruined him.

The scary newsreader blue bird should do it. Or Dave Grohl with Animal.

Just like my local dive…

Companies are made up of people. Companies save money by firing the most expensive people, the most experienced. The ones left have a lot less experience.

16% other.

Or as some people want to do, whipping cream, sugar and whip. Then get distracted and come back to sweet butter and buttermilk.

It’s weird that there’s a person that you can call a liar, rapist and con man and not be afraid of being sued for libel or slander, and lots of people think he’ll be great at running a country.

Everyone I know has their contacts backed up to google or apple. Enter your account and password into your new phone and your contacts are there. Zero benefit.

Just to b sure, I’m going to set mine at 200%, to be double sure.

Heinz?

$1000? That’s a lazy afternoon for bitcoin…

I’m interested in parts of the trip. Mainly the foods and food markets. What they ate where. If they want to tell me about the views or the guy at that shop who said something, I’ll feign interest.

Anyone who has been on a “cruise holiday” eats on the ship, and the food may be good but it isn’t exciting or too exotic. I want to know how you ate a sausage and found out later it was an earthworm but it was really nice because they grilled it with lime and stuff and you couldn’t tell.

Next headline “evil union forced the government to gut services at ANU”

Charities only exist to fill the government shortcomings

Good for you, but you’re not average.

Finns also eat their main meal at lunchtime. And by lunchtime, I mean 11am. I worked at a lunch restaurant and had people having a huge meal (salad, bread vegetables, potatoes, two schnitzels, soup and dessert) at 10:30. Sometimes earlier if we were ready.

What?!

I would tell my employer that I will work for free, as long as I get $x as a tip each month.

Tax fee income.

Or language changes when the kids make new profanities.