Ukraine is still beating Russia back even after Trump cut their funding. Palestinians are the most defenseless people on Earth.

What the hell kind of point are you even trying to make here?

You liberals just don’t get it, do you?

1. 7 is still too high a number. Anything other than 0 is completely unacceptable.

2. When it comes to measuring the fuckery of the Democrats vs the Republicans, the number is HARDLY 7 vs… uhh… I’m not counting Side B’s total. No, in fact Trump won the popular vote this time BECAUSE Genocide Joe was worse than Trump and his stand-in did nothing to suggest a change in policy. His genocidal and bloodthirsty policy. No amount of “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Trump!” can deflect from his unconditional support of Israel and how he instigated the conflict in Ukraine when Biden is in fact worse. Also Bush and Cheney were worse war criminals than Trump and… y’all love them nowadays. In fact, you were all HAPPY to parade around Cheney’s endorsement of Biden’s stand-in! Gee whillikers, how ever did you alienate the anti-war crime crowd?

3. The Democrats tried (and succeeded) in getting third party candidates removed from ballots in 2024. Not the Republicans, the Democrats. Is THIS the democracy you all said Trump would take away from us?!

4. The Republicans never would have gotten this far without help from the Democrats in suppressing the actual left. Liberals and the Democrats whine so much about Trump now, but riddle me this: why did the Democrats fight Bernie harder than they ever fought Trump? And keep in mind Bernie just wants regulated capitalism while the left wants to abolish capitalism entirely. He was very much our compromise candidate.

But not as inconvenient as it is for liberals~.

And let’s not forget that Strom Thurmond, the man whose hatred for black people gave him the demonic fortitude to filibuster the Civil Rights Act for 24 hours and 18 minutes was a Democrat, until he and his ilk decided to all gather in the Republican Party.

I don’t think liberals will ever quite understand why it was so easy for him to switch parties like that. Or why Trump made the same switch after being a Hillary supporter in 2008.

That WAS a MLK quote.

Malcom X said liberals are like foxes. They look like they’re smiling but then they’ll backstab you.

Joel had a better synergy with the bots and host segments.

Mike has the advantage of being around when the show started branching out into some of the more bizarre movies and thus has the most memorable episodes.

Jonah has a higher consistency overall, but is at his best tearing into demented children’s films. (Cry Wilderness, Mac & Me, Munchie)

Emily has the fewest episodes but she’s knocked it out of the park every time.

All in all, I see no need for host wars.

Now robot voice wars on the other hand… Trace and Kevin.