I just can’t see a way that actually works without forcing people to upload or show their id when you purchase one just in case you’re a registered sex offender

Well meaning but I can’t see this working in practise. Just ban them altogether

Smh former England and Man City Goalkeepr Joe Hart has a lot to answer for

Wonder if the media will hound this guy non-stop like Arday?

Hate it on desktop, especially with a mouse. On mobile/trackpad it can be ‘ok’, I thought this worked well enough (not laggy or buggy) for me on mobile. But yeah, I do wish this “design” would end, just let me scroll at my own pace god damn it

He will ditch reform like he did UKIP, then wait around for the next big new wedge issue (or just fabricate one out of thin air). It will be the same grift, and the same people will fall for it everytime

The problem solves itself, the fat people can’t take the lift and have to take the stairs, and the exercise helps them lose weight.

And everyone still on the platform is funding that. All the MPs and journalists that still post there fuel it.

A bit like the entire “Your Party”. Has everyone got a refund yet?

I’m for public ownership of water, but not sure how that solves the shit entering the rivers without massive investment, which would take time to achieve.

There needs to be a plan for all water companies, not just taking over the one in administration. Not excited about my tax money going to help London

It’s quiet… too quiet. BARK BARK BARK BARK

• Neighbours Dog, 11pm Every night

Big risk expecting American voters to do the right thing. Wouldn’t rule out Trump coming out of it even stronger

You’re forgetting the best ones: free used needles and condoms

My one issue with free parking is when it’s in a small town with a single “high street” and the parking is on that street.

Granted it’s not possible everywhere, but having free parking off the high street in car parks around it, for me, is the best approach. Then aim to either restrict parking or pedestrianise the street entirely.

Wait how has a huge store gone this long without allowing contactless payments? Can’t think of anywhere in the UK that allows card payment but not contactless

Have you seen the state of the games industry? Layoffs everywhere, not sure there’s too many places to jump ship to

When I was at school if you were in say year 7/8/9 with no exams the last few weeks of the school year were almost worthless. Just watching random movies etc. I think school should take that into account much more

I’m all for as much remote work as possible, but I would love a study to include commute length and mode of transport. When I lived a 20 min walk from my office it was great and didn’t mind being at the office full time.

I moved away and it’s now a 30 min car drive which I really hate, a 1 hr bus journey, or 45 min bike ride.

I wouldn’t mind the bus journey so much, as I can read a book on my way, but the unreliability makes it feel so much worse.

And despite being longer than the drive, I much prefer to cycle into work, and I’ll usually do extra days in the office during the summer as an “excuse” to be on the bike.

Are they still making feature length porn parodies?

It’s shocking that this needs to even be said. I can’t believe there are functioning human adults (and in my experience it’s mostly older people) who are so unaware as to be ok with blasting tik toks at full volume.