It’s not a matter of understanding the failure is systemic.

Shareholders only buy shares for the expected growth, not so much for the dividends. Dividends are literally pennies on the hundred dollar costs. Single digits percent annually.

You’re a wizard Jimmy James

Why not both?

We are not listening to you Travis.

That had a 1 in a million chance, but I had to try.

I’m not australian, or even native English speaker, but I think the joke is that he thinks he’s suggesting to try Anal Sex.

It’s very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg.

Why didn’t they call it Windows 1++++++++++++++++++++++ ?

It’s a shitty thing to do. But not illegal. I’m sure there’s something worse to accuse her of doing, than breaking the terms of services of Wikipedia.

I’m sorry that you feel like I hurt you…

On? How about under?

Nothing gets me up and running faster than soft caressing the sides of my belly.

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It’s not a movie theater problem. It’s generalized. There’s just a higher chance that they expose themselves in settings like that. There’s a an increase of people who don’t even bother to hide they’re assholes.

Ciruja = surgeons

El chino de crónica tenía razón! Era cirujano!

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Both

Ok, ok I won’t. Happy?

The grass is greener over the fence

The grass is greener on the other side

I don’t wear a clock… I’m living the dream!