Cum_Rag

Fuck yeah, rub one out for the homies.

Who fucks harder you or the bill for going to the ER?

It’s like a zoom meeting with the blurred background.

Yay boobies

so does that mean the need like a hidden chosen one for an extra bullet

Guys I’m starting to think there’s a better way of doing this

I guess they don’t see the sacrifices people make for their rent money

Being selfless is a burden?

Why are the men all sweaty and wendys is dry?

Damn I feel bad Mr Chihuahua. I thought you drank because you were imbread

I popped a boner thinking about that. I’m still awkward and I’d suck at one night stands. I would definitely grab a cheek

Clap those cheeks for me 🤣 I have to be stupid

Gets a 👍 from me

Sorry Joseph I have to cuck you with your virgin wife. I swear this isn’t some fantasy of mine

So if you’re a naughty ER nurse do my fantasy involve seeing you while I’m bleeding out or when my bone is broken?

It would be extra funny if they said “green oil technology” they run crude oil through the green washing machine

Yeah we really should be anti electability, because the arguments include sexism and racism.

The other issue with electability argument is that it’s too meta and circular. Candidate A can have a popular policy X that everyone wants, and candidate B can have policy Y that most people hate, but instead of picking a policy we want and everyone wants we ignore that and just say “this trait is electable because I say other people think it’s electable trait”.

I rather people pick policies that candidates present instead of “I think this guy in the general will win”

Lol overwatch is the peak of blizzard

Does the work involve installing shingles?