“Losing the element of surprise like this is not up to our fogging estandards!”

The way it’s just 22+1 men playing around with balls

Haven’t you heard? They’ve given up on hair, and they’re only looking for bald frauds at the moment.

I don’t think even Tomi knows what position he plays.

All he knows is that he plays incredible football. And we know it too!

I only see three keepers, where’s Giroud? /s

You mean that one baseball stasis shrine?

New Artetaball tactics, we’re going in a 2-2-6 formation.

Martinelli as LW / Jesus Tomi Kai as CF / Saka White as RW / Ode Rice in mid / Gabi XL Saliba as CB

I see Leno is playing at CF today, truly a 300IQ Artetaball moment

head armour slot: White Hair Cosmetic

effects: +15 White / -5 Ball control / -2 Aggro / -2 Link with Ally

Don’t forget Jorghino 90+7"