How long has Ched Evans been back? I recall he randomly disappeared for an operation and it was super cryptic and frightening the way they made it sound.

In my unbiased view I say deduct Everton 12 and City 12x115.

We’d still finish 18th though because of course we would.

Are FIFA upset with Zurich or something?

This is my level of stat noncery. None of this xG, field tilt perversion.

Would quite like McKenna at the Lane right now but not sure it’s worth sinking Ipswich’s title challenge with Leeds in 3rd.