2 day old account. Whacha doin there, OP? Do they know they don’t have to farm karma here?

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It’s fucking Joe and Duncan Trussel

I don’t want to fix anyone’s social media addiction. I want to bitch about kids on social media and feel like a genius

So they say. But if that were the case then why did Skyscraper-forehead get his polycule and a bone zone pass. Surely he could have helped save his species from extinction without being married, no?

The kiosk salesman approach

“Fine, I’ll do it myself”

I think this is covered under his special “only Jedi who is allowed to fuck” provisions.

Old people over a certain age were forced to be right hand dominant as children because jesus. There’s this weird thing when the computer age happened some found themselves using mice left handed but didn’t know why

Guy just likes wacky little dudes and making a fortune off toys. Remember “Jar Jar is the key to all of this”

looks like you’re going to the Honk-shoo Realm, Jimbo

Fuk u no, scrolling ass is my reason to live

Telltale Heart

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It was not known to me but based just on the description of melange and how Paul saw reality after taking it, it should have been obvious

This is just Colorado but the gnomes pause between mouthfuls to moralize at you about walking on wild prairie grass

Peak reditor move for a web service with this amount of non-americans

One of the last subreddits I used to frequent was a redscare podcast sub where women would just post horny ass art by this artist and that Krump cartoonist guy

Guess all is forgiven then. Actually maybe that means he can finally run for president