Malwarebytes is like that too. They also bombard with ads to pay for their premium services and shit.

Haha I’ve seen a cat claw upwards from the crack beneath the door.

We need this!!

I can’t afford to lose grammatical skills. Not while in college or anywhere, especially if you need a job or to put together a resumé or you need a thesis written to exit college.

Where’s a dedicated malicious compliance community when you need it?

Additional note: Evel Knievel also has his own movie. That film is Viva Knievel.

All this thanks to listicles that keep showing up saying you’re old for recognizing people from old shows and media. I laughed at some of Gilda Radner’s performances. Phyllis Diller was really funny (and some of you know she was in a Pixar film). I actually kind of like Carol Burnett’s humor.

I’m in my 20s, why do they think I’d be in my 60s for knowing stuff? I mean, am I old if I saw some footage of Evel Knievel a few times?

I’m so tired.

I got the goods… these cookies are not sufficient payment for the product you ordered.

Ready! Aim! Claw the shit out of him, Mittens!

I do it almost all the time.

Well, the words “artificial” and “counterfeit” both mean “fake,” so the accuracy would be the same.

This made me glad I only use a fridge without the “smart” features.

Not the kind of question I asked, but I agree it needs freed.

Where was this?

V for Vendetta is worth a view. Heh…

Yes I know it’s DC, but this film in particular is British.

Let’s not forget to add Chemical X! 😏

Enby. N-B. Nonbinary.

That’s what I thought, until I was told “snips of snails” was another way of saying it.

This is my favorite so far.

Then again, almost every Trey Parker movie is tasteless.