Because I’m stupid (I convinced myself I wanted to say something slightly different, deleted the original, then while writing it differently decided it was better off as is. Yes I know I can edit)

Ideally call someone she knows from her phone. If she’s too out of it to use a phone, see if it has biometric or face unlock and then just call whoever she was calling/texting last. Get someone she already knows and trusts to pick her up.

Some, but, in my experience, a relatively small minority.

How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?

It’s not just the FDA. The Department of Transportation standards for helmets have barely changed since they were set back in 74 based on flawed and already outdated data, and helmet manufacturers self report whether their helmets conform. It’s estimated 20% of DoT helmets don’t actually comply, despite being DoT certification.

It’s okay girl I’ve got some extra hair ties laying around here somewhere.

“I can make her worse”? We don’t do that here.

In my experience, telegram is one of those “if someone asks you to go on this app, they’re trying to scam you” platforms. Flatly avoid.

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Every few years I go “ugh autocorrect is terrible, I’m turning it off!” And in the past I have eventually come back to it. Not anymore. Going without autocorrect is actually better than having it in 2025.

This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought “I’m not sadistic enough for this girl” during sex before.

I think it depends strongly on your taste for getting into a series (do you want to play the best game first, or work up to it? Etc) However, if you enjoyed the Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog you probably want to look into the IDW Sonic comics, which are being adapted for mobile formats on webtoons for free right now once a week.

Mind you, thats the IDW comics, not the old archie ones, which… Have a certain appeal but are so unhinged.

Recently had a talk with hospital employee friend about ED and how it’s exceptionally preventable and 9 times out of 10 caused by sedentary lifestyle resulting in poor circulation. Pass it on to bro, I guess.

What, you guys didn’t have penis inspection day in gym class?

Gay guys have been really upset that women have been taking all the bears lately

Is the earth considered a high gravity planet?

So, forest spirit seeks tribute and those paying tribute review it on their own, sure. Someone eventually brings this up while paying tribute, alright, I’m still with you. But “the spirit of the deep woods has a smart phone with a data plan and the means to keep it charged” is where I start to get real worried.

I mean, I have some, because I already know my phone is spying on me even more aggressively. I don’t have any illusion that I had privacy in the first place

These are all outstanding songs, but Lost Woods is the only one I’d describe as “catchy”

Not sure on what the inputs are, but basically bioreactors that have bacteria that are doing the same processes you’d get milk from otherwise. I’ve done ice cream and protein powder made from companies that used perfect day foods’ reactor milk. Actually was a big fan of the vegan whey protein powder, but that company died at some point