Man, Safari is so crap. You have to disable all browser notifications to get rid of the issue instead of actually fixing it lmfao

This is false. Just go Safari -> Settings -> Web Sites -> Notifications and any that are set to allow, just change to deny.

Or you can click any in the list, then hit the remove button and that one is then gone completely.

Same for me but with an intel i5. I’d like a new MacBook but really don’t need one.