At least he’s not a Harvard grad

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At least he gets In-N-Out

The hottest club in NYC has everything, Michael Jackson’s ghost, Elephant Man bones, E.T. bones, Dan Cortese…

From cycling, I have inadvertently developed a bit of a badonkadonk so my butt now has some horizontal cleavage and it would most certainly make this noise if I had the courage to take it on a slide.

Thanks for reminding me. Jigsaw is a plagiarist‽

Hegseth and his bitch-ass poseur ilk are lucky they don’t live in a time when a gentleman can demand honor

So have you hacked into starboy98’s mainframe yet?

My God, it’s full of blue stars

This was the kind of surprise twist punchline I was expecting.

Kobayashi Maru

It’s okay. A lot of people experimented during their college years.

Loading way faster for me now! Pretty sure it wasn’t doing that yesterday(ish).

Death And Co and their ilk is pretty much this.

*Pony

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

Trunk Baby

So much better than Aunt Irma

I use in or at interchangeably for either of those cases, now that you’re forcing me to confront the truth

After Midnight