If you’re clappy and you know it, see a doctor

That just means you haven’t tried hard enough

I’m trying

But muh theory

Shouldn’t overvalue yourself either

Because you have to pay for every step

It’s only genocide if it’s done by the people I don’t agree with

Time to open up the poop deck

The big golden book of aliuns

I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.

Go to Canada instead, it’s the better America

That’s the next step

She hung out with Rob Ford

He is more at peace with who he is than we’ll ever be

I lost my wife but I gained 10 free gacha rolls in my anime tiddy game

I usually tap when I need a breather, but that would be a perfect way to go

That’s just teasing. And no, full contact, no pants.

Face-sitting/riding

Here and now

Is that you Kim?