I recommend eating ass. Tongue-fuck that turd-cutter! NOM NOM NOM! You know you’re doing it right when she sounds like a brain damaged alpaca.

I think it might just be toilet humour.

It’s siesta by the Latvian artist Artūrs Bērziņš.

(Same guy)

classic sexy time playlist

cbat

Oh honey, that’s just the internet.

It’s hard to talk with a mouthful of pussy! Anyway my partner likes it when I eat her like a fat kid at an all-you-can-eat cake buffet.

Anyway being gross and lascivious is highly rewarding. Do I want to not get hours of mind melting sex? Or do I want to pass out still inside my partner because we’re just so exhausted by the two hours of intense pleasure that our legs no longer work? Granted its a bit messy, but it’s also really hot.

I have west African friends. They are horny bastards.

In a 2 dimensional graph y is vertical, adding z doesn’t change that.

No I also tend to have about 12 irrelevant tabs open too. But it’s all down to executive dysfunction.

While I was writing my master’s thesis I tried to put things in the bookmarks folder and ended up re-researching a lot of topics. It ended up being much less work having 6 browser windows open across 2 monitors with a bunch of tabs relating to related subjects. For example window 1 might have only papers related to retrograde tracer studies in the medial entorhinal cortex, window 2 has anterograde tracer studies in the insular cortex etc that way if I needed info on any of those subjects I could flip through the tabs related to that topic before searching for a paper.

All Cops Are Bastards

Or

Assigned Cunt At Birth

No baby, 30 != cougar.

As someone who lived the first half (hopefully not more than half) of my life as a man… ABORT! ABORT! IT’S FUCKING TERRIBLE!

/s

Thanks

Hilarious

We are the robots, we are the robots.

ADHD is a spectrum disorder much like the tism.

I’m never actually going to look in the bookmarks folder so why would I put anything there?

The whole entire world is a giant fucked up mess run by mentally handicapped billionaires. Shits fucking terrifying and we’re all cooked. Having a neat browser window isn’t going to fix that.