well

😏

tfw you have to join culture because the sex is too good

jeff as in jeff!?

tfw somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

found the libertarian

grim

lololololol

one time I ended up getting a job after sending an email that started “dearing hiring manager”

this mf said erarly

don’t mentally read in Plankton’s voice: challenge level: impossible

how does i made meam

lol

I’m a casher in the US of fuckin A and I can assure you that we don’t care on a personal level what you do. If someone not having or wanting to enter a phone number at the register is the weirdest customer thing that happens in a shift then it’s the most relaxed shift of my damn life.

the US, the riding lawn mower of countries

bronze is gold in tm, to me

oh shit i haven’t played this season yet ty for the reminder

You know, your right

yes, I know my rights

they don’t make em like this anymore