Help, how do I refund my Notts County season ticket, I wanted to see Swift play no 9
Well if you buy a West Brom season ticket you can see Swift play as a 10 🤷♂️
Whoever wrote that statement deserves a raise
I hope this becomes a new Love Story
Nottsy just say yes.
Only in your Wildest Dreams
Reedtz? Is that made up
At least it’s a funny occasion for this statement, the last time our club had to denounce fake news was about our then fresh signing Ricardo Pepi getting peed on in the shower by our coach
I like to think this really happened because Pepi played for you like he was traumatized
You’d like to think??
If thinking wasn’t so hard for me :(
Wait what. What did you do to our boy?
It was just a joke on Twitter
Game’s back
LMAO, the carefully worded tiptoeing to not incur the Swiftie wrath
… you just missed like 25,000 references my dude
Most of their wording used was really just cleverly done song references of her music
Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.
Swift to Notts County, here we go!
Okay this is cute but can’t Taylor just buy them now? How much could it cost? 10 dollars?
Hey now, that’s the oldest professional club in the world you’re talking about. It’d be at least 20
Look what you made them do :/
We are never ever ever getting together
- Notts County
Yeah they really destroyed that Teenage Dream.
I don’t really listen to her music
Too bad they’re no London boys
They’ve had to make a statement, you aren’t writing a Philomena Crunk sketch.
They kinda had to make this statement didn’t they?
Nots Country is about pure total football. None of that hoofball, butterball, shove your shite Wrexham documentary up your arse, nonsense.
Christ Taylor Swift is in every type of entertainment form right now
In the past week I’ve seen her in tv, movies, music, sports. If she releases a best selling book in the near future she’ll have covered everything
Very good PR team.
I heard she’s lined up to take over for David Attenborough when he finally retires.
Get that bag.
I doubt the owner wrote that. Some poor intern got that job
Whoever wrote this statement is deep in swifties world
What a shame, Taylor could have taken Meadow Lane to New Heights