Back again this year! Give me your wishes for the 2023-2024 season, and I’ll use the monkey’s paw to make them come true (sort of)

    • PoetJustice@fediverser.communick.devB
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      11 months ago

      Monkey’s paw curls. Harden asks to stay with the Sixers, but bridges are burned and he is traded to the clippers where he plays at Rockets level. But before the trade, Ruffles seeing the success of the Tatum ad campaign, reaches out for a sponsorship seeing fat Harden is one of their top customers. So he not only wins the 6ers one chip, but at least several bags. Embiid demands a trade.

    • RyanBlackburn@fediverser.communick.devB
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      11 months ago

      Harden is still mad at Moray. Leaves anyway, Sixers get nothing in return.

      Harden wins FMVP. Embiid gets jealous. Demands a trade to the Knicks.

      The next season, Tobias, Randle and RJ Barrett are Sixers starters.