I’m still me, 5’9, out of shape. But I discover I have this ability to score 2 points, anytime I have the ball in my hands and get get a shot off, backwards, granny style anything. It’s good. Now I’ve had a discussion with my friends. One says I wouldn’t get a contract, I believe I’m worth than minimum. I think my value would be coming into on games decided by a final possession. That should be able to shift the outcome of at least, The negatives? You may need to use fouls and timeouts to get me out of the game so I don’t instantly give that 2 points back. I’m short and slow so if I have an NBA player on me I would almost assuredly be denied the ball.
You get a contract easy. Clutch time, playoffs, you’d be op. You’d retire at the end of your career with a 100%fg percentage. You’d be a legend
Yeah…Imagine knowing you’re probably gonna win or ice every single game that’s come down to one point either way with only seconds left if you can sub him in. Invaluable for title contender in the playoffs.
Just gotta get him in enough shape so he can actually get the ball to him lol
No chance in hell he could be in that good of shape. No chance he gets a contract because he wouldn’t touch the ball in any situation the other team wanted to keep him from touching it.
with so much gravity, he might be worth it lol
zero gravity, he doesn’t need to be guarded outside of the 3 point line.
Just needs a toe on the three for it to be automatic so I’d say that would cause gravity