They’re trying to build Mbappe and Haaland up to be the next Ronaldo and Messi, but Haaland’s game simply isn’t aesthetic enough for him to be that guy.

He’s like a more explosive version of Lewa: crazy stats, all-timer in terms of off the ball movement and finishing, great shot selection and a better playmaker than he’s given credit for, but he’s more of a Tim Duncan style “keep it simple and make the most efficient move” guy, he doesn’t really “inspire” like CR7, Messi, Neymar, Zlatan, Mbappe, Maradona, Pele, Beckham, Zidane, Ronaldinho, R9 etc.

Who the fuck is Bryce

Bro can play with them in the backyard

This man is in lust with himself