• KenHumano@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      That’s the least urgent pooping emergency I’ve ever seen, he’s strolling and even stops to play a pass.

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        1 year ago

        Sometimes moving slowly is your best defense. One clinch of the abdomen and you have an explosion

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        1 year ago

        Makes me wonder if something serious happened to a family member and a staff member just told him from the sidelines. He looks distracted/sad. If he left the field to take a shit then it must be one hell of an urgent shit and I don’t think he would just walk slowly down the tunnel. The way he left the field didn’t look like he planned on coming back again to me