A Louisiana high school student lost her student government position and scholarship opportunities after a twerking video was shared on social media.
  • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
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    1 year ago

    See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 year ago

      In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.

      You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.

      At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.

      Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.

      You need a win where you can find it.

      • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
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        1 year ago

        Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

        Youve been studying, havent you?

        • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          1 year ago

          Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

          But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

          Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.

                • postmateDumbass@lemmy.worldEnglish
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                  1 year ago

                  You most certainly have taught me nothing.

                  You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.

                  I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.

                  Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.

                  • wildginger@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
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                    1 year ago

                    Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!

                    It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.