i don’t really understand how a w*man can form such an intimate bond to a man without feeling the urge to have a full relationship, but apparently, that’s possible.

if you want intimacy without a relationship, that’s what boi f*cks are for. but they won’t care about you.

Anyway I still tipped 10%, those quarters have been in my cupholder a long time but don’t worry the crust is just monster energy drink that I spilled by accident

well, not my cupholder per se, since I usually ride the bus

  • zeppo@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Reading this was possibly the least useful way I have spent 30 seconds this month

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    I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these “friends” are forgetting to click ‘upvote’. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have “forgotten” to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person “consultation”. Think about your actions.