Was looking for my industrialist song and turned up with this unfinished one instead. Well, here goes:
I’ve got a small problem, most leftists ain’t pure
The prospect of revisionism is too much a lure
China is revisionist, prolewiki has rats
It’s time to go thermonuclear, destroy those impure brats
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I’ve got almighty Hoxha, the man’s on my side
They only have revisionist Deng to save their revisionist hides
I want to destroy them all, turn them into bloody smears
That’s my entire life’s work, gotta go thermonuclear
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Construct some more bunkers to stop the revision army
ignore material conditions, now they can’t harm me
Cower in my bunker all day and night
Let the revisionists come and then we’ll fight
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I’m no revisionist, I’m as left as they come
I’m not like those lemmygrad rats who support revisionist Deng
Listen to me for a while and then you’ll understand
Why it’s certain that they will be crushed by Hoxha’s mighty hand
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It was all the revisionist prolewiki’s fault
they banned me so I made an alt
but then they banned those alternates, too
exposed my life story like an exhibit at the zoo
And then they told fabricated lies designed to smear the name of I and the great anti-revisionist Enver Hoxha, so that they might force me to go…
THERMONULCEAR!!!
This is ironic. It’s referencing a famous community member, wisconscom, who believed all the stuff in this song but unironically.
Huh, didn’t know that, I have the tendency to take things seriously, both for having a hard time parsing some ironies as well as I rather look like a fool than hurting someone
It’s alright, I should probably make it more clear I’m being ironic, anyways.